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I don't mean on your pets, because ew. I mean try out your funny pick up line s on the men you employee to keep your house from falling down. That's right, I've developed a list of funny pick up lines for the repairmen in your life.
Use them wisely, the penis you get may save your life. Or at least give you an orgasm , if you're lucky. So please make sure you plan accordingly. I literally have no idea what I'm saying at this point. The drain is your vagina.
In case you didn't get that. This assumes he likes a shaved vagina and understands double entendre. A housewife's chores are never done. And by chores, I clearly mean her illicit rendezvous with various service people. Only use this one if you like to be hammered and you've seen proof of his skills when it comes to joists. Rebecca Jane Stokes.